#3 Potlucks

It is a rite of passage for Christians, particularly female Christians, to bring a home-cooked foodstuff to a church potluck and have it be accepted by the other females of the church. The potluck traditionally happens either 1) generically and sporadically, often during the summertime, 2) on the Sunday before a non-Christian holiday such [...]

#2 Bumper Stickers

At some point during the development of the Christian cultural landscape (likely during the 60’s when it seemed as though everyone wanted their opinion to be heard) some Christian somewhere decided it would be a great idea to advertise his faith on the backside of his vehicle. This person likely had great intentions, and [...]

#1 Bono

All Christians, at some point or another, begin to believe that if the world was a high school, they’d be the kids who hang out in the computer lab playing Myst and talking to their friends about asking that pretty girl to the prom, but never get up the gumption to actually do it. [...]